The following are a few of the craziest things I've heard kids say while I've been in the class room. Enjoy.
Boy 1: 'Hey what's that mountain with all the dude's heads on it?'
Boy 2: 'The one with the Presidents?'
Boy 1: 'Yeah. I bet the Presidents on it haven't even seen themselves up there!'
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Girl: "He just stared at me like I was crazy. Its not like I said 'Put your dick in me.'"
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Girl: "I couldn't pee with him watching me, so I told him to turn around. It wouldn't come out though."
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Girl: "He was saying to me last night 'Babe, all I'm going to do is eat, shit, fart, eat, shit, fart.'"
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Had a girl lift up the back of her boyfriend's shirt to give him a massage. I told her to stop. So she put her hands under her shirt from behind and started rubbing his chest. I told her to stop. A little bit later, she lifted up the back of his shirt again and started licking his back while her friend took pictures. IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS.
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In a 9th grade class
Girl 1: "We should print up a card with a 'V' on it to give to her. That looser!"
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In a HS Senior Level American History Class
Guy 1: "You Puerto Rican, right?"
Guy 2: "Yeah."
Guy 1: "You remember back in like...I dunno...the 1800's when America bombed Puerto Rico?"
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