Sunday, March 28, 2010

Mini Rant: What are we going to call it?!

I work near an electronics department and I hear all sorts of questions being asked. Usually, they're all the same: "Where are the laptops / computers?", "Where is the printers / ink?", "Where is the bathroom?". In general, it is a lot of uncertainty about where things are that plague the shoppers the most.

Yet all questions faced are not so straight forward. Take, for instance, the following item:



You see, this item is the center of a large debate held bi-annually around the world. Would you know what to ask for if you needed one? It isn't really a trick question. It's just that I've noticed over the years that there is never one consistent name for these ever popular portable memory devices. As of today, I have compiled a list of 17 variations I've heard it called. I'm curious to see if you can come up with any more.

Flash Drive
Pen Drive
Thumb Drive
Jump Drive
Key Drive
Key Chain Drive
Pocket Drive
Removable Drive
USB Drive
USB Stick
Finger Stick
Memory Stick
Memory Key
Disk-on-Key
USB Key
USB Faub
USB Dongle

So my point is, let's settle for one. People often empathize with those of us having to talk with tech support due to the language gap of not understanding technical jargon. But this goes to show that the little guy needing sticking up for might just be the electronics people. They've got to decipher all of these just to help you find the right product. So any of them are fine, really; but it's time to pick one!

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Introducing Wireless Wednesdays! CTIA Week, Part I!

Long time no post, Blueprints! Sorry for my absence, but in an effort to be more regular here, in addition to a high-fiber diet, I'm going to be posting every Wednesday about something in the cell phone world! And we've got a lot to cover, so let's jump in!

First and least important, T-Mobile launched the HTC HD2 today, and I got a chance to go check it out in person with a coworker. Looking at the specs, it looks awesome. 4.3", 480 x 800 pixel LCD screen, 1GHz Snapdragon processor (in non-tech terms: It makes it fast), WiFi, GPS, and a 5megapixel camera. Sounds awesome! Until you find out it's running Windows Mobile 6.5 with HTC's famed SenseUI, making it look pretty. But as pretty as it looks, it runs slow. Despite it's beefed-up processor and T-Mobile's small but impressive 7.2Mps HSDPA network, it failed in our very unscientific web browser tests against a T-Mobile HTC Nexus One and a Motorola Droid on Verizon. The other two devices were able to completely load sites in shorter time than the HD2 could even start to render pictures, even with the generally faster Opera Mobile browser. The screen is big and looks pretty damn nice, though not as nice as the AMOLED screen of the Nexus or the Samsung Moment. The best thing about the HD2 is that it comes with the full versions of both Transformers movies. Why? I have no idea, but it comes with 200% more Megan Fox than any other phone, which is always a good thing. Overall, I'd give it a 7/10. The camera and video are very nice, the screen is massive and good quality, and big enough on-screen keyboard to make up for not having a physical one, but it's too laggy with WinMo 6.5 when there are faster Android devices out for T-Mo. You can pick it up now for $200 with contract and $450 without.



Also, this week is Cellular Telecommunications Industry Association's big convention. There's been some big news so far. You AT&T fans should be happy to hear that you will be getting the Palm Pre Plus and Pixi Plus soon, as well as another Android device made by Dell called the Aero. And for the maybe 3 people that care, Motorola is releasing the i1, the Nextel network's first Android phone running MotoBLUR. We know, big deal.



Here's the good stuff. If you've watched any TV and haven't skipped commercials with your DVR, you've seen the Sprint commercials hyping their 4G network, the first of its kind on the consumer level. For those who don't know, much like 3G (which brought us much faster internet to our phones), 4G is a term to describe 2 separate technologies, WiMAX and LTE. The specifics and differences between the two and how they work don't really matter here, both will be roughly 10 times faster than our 3G speeds now. Pretty awesome stuff.

Again, right now you can only find 4G with Sprint and only in certain areas that have WiMAX towers. But Verizon said today that you Big Red customers can expect your first 4G phone in the first half of next year. As for AT&T, they're not saying, so you may be waiting until 2012 (unless you're smart, but alas). T-Mobile guys, sorry, but there's really no telling, seeing as they have been slow on the uptake of having a solid 3G network at all. The best thing to come out of CTIA thus far regarding 4G though is the announcement of the first 4G capable phone. Introducing, the HTC EVO 4G:



Spec-wise, it's almost identical to the HD2, same screen size and resolution, Snapdragon processor. But the differences are what make this thing beastly. First off, it has 2 cameras. Yeah, 2. There's a monster 8 megapixel one on the back with flash and capable of recording 720p video. Then there's the 1.3 megapixel on the front. Can you say mobile video conferencing? And instead of WinMo, the EVO is running Android 2.1 with HTC's SenseUI, which is a big upgrade in my book. And since it's 3G/4G equipped, you'll be able to talk and surf at the same time, which will hopefully shut up AT&T's Luke Wilson. No pricing or exact arrival date is set yet, but it's coming this summer, and if I had to guess, I'd place it at around $200-$300 with contract.

Monday, March 22, 2010

Not Really About the Health Care Bill

So I know that this Health Care Bill is a hot button issue, and I am trying hard to not let this blog become a political one. However, I feel that the events of Sunday, March 21st 2010 need to be discussed. As such, this blog post will be about HOW this bill was passed, not WHAT the bill contains. Arguable, one couldn't possibly write an article about what the bill contains since no 2 people or groups seem able to agree. Estimates for the cost of said bill range from $940 billion to $2.4 trillion (that's a HUGE difference), and no one seems to know for sure what will happen when.

The bigger issue to me is HOW this bill was passed. I would like to clarify that I do not have all the details of these events. Honestly, no one does. Again, the two sides of this issue have wildly different stories about how things happened. So, I'm going to describe the series of events I find to be most likely.

President Obama wanted this bill to go through. The democratic party has wanted this bill (or one similar to it) to be put through for decades. One of the big events of yesterday was the announcement that one of the senators (honestly, his name isn't important at this point) refused to accept the bill because it would setup the government to pay for abortions. To gain their support, congress decided that it would add a provision that said no funds could be used towards abortions. To which the supreme court said "No, that would be unconstitutional since Rowe v Wade gave women the constitutional right to abortions." So Obama in his infinitely fascist wisdom agreed to issue an executive order after the bill passes saying that the funds would not support abortion.

Another issue arises prior to last night. A number of senators were against the bill for various reasons, so concessions were made specifically for these senators. The democrats are claiming this is a normal practice (known as ear-marking) and that there is nothing wrong with it. Agreed, ear marking is normal. However, it usually means putting non-related issues onto a bill that is going to pass (like the Bridge to No Where fiasco). In this case, the senators are adding related issues. For example, one senator is getting a $300 million hospital for their state in the bill. Another is getting s $200 million hospital. The state of Florida is getting its medicaid paid for by the federal government for 10 years. These are things that fundamentally affect the bill. But more than that, it is a quid-pro-quo exchange. These senators agree to say yes to a bill that were going to say no to and get a gift for doing so. Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that a bribe?

What I find most interesting is that of the 3 or 4 hours of coverage I watched on Dark Sunday, 90% was dedicated to talking about the abortion issue, completely ignoring the fact that this is a 100% partisan (not a single Republican voted for it) bill is being shoved down the throats of the American people, whether they want it or not. No talk about the fact that this ridiculously expensive bill is being passed at a time when the US is in nearly a $13 trillion deficit.

What I took out of the whole thing is that Metal Gear Solid was right. There has to be some over riding force behind everything in the world and the "bi-partisan" "government" that we see on the "free" media is just a charade to placate us all. I say that because the Republicans were so busy freaking out over abortions (a social issue which comes from a party that stands for lower control by Federal Government) that they eliminated followers and supporters. And not only in this one bill, but in all the elections for the last few years. They've been so caught up in social issues (anti-abortion, anti-gay rights, anti-science (stem cell) research, etc) that people who agree with their politics vote Democrat because of their social agenda. The Democrats push for more control to be given to the Federal Government (like telling us that we HAVE to have health insurance and what doctors are allowed to stay in business) and the men behind the curtain get more and more control of the world.

While you (and for that matter I) may not agree with my conspiracy theory insanity, It should concern you that the Federal Government is taking more and more control over our every day lives. Last time I checked, we created this country because of the same issue.

Friday, March 19, 2010

MegaCon 2010 = Awesomeness (Part 2: The Videos)

So here are a couple videos from my MegaCon experience. The first is of the sword fighting going on. You'll remember the picture from part one of the guys sword fighting. Here's 2 videos of them doing it.

You'll notice in the first that at the end, they argue over where Backpack got hit. Tubby believes it was on the upper shoulder, which as everyone knows is a fatal blow. Backpack thinks it was lower, on the upper arm, which is of course only a flesh wound causing Backpack to finish the fight with only one arm.



Now Tubby has a new challenger: Mr. Time-Confused. Notice the 21st century red t-shirt and jeans and the 18th century samurai pants (which ironically were made in a 21st century factory).



And last, but by no means least, a video of the "Capital Battle Ship Game". I believed upon entering MegaCon and seeing the sword battles, that nothing in the world could possibly reach a level of geekdom higher than what I had already seen. Then I saw these guys. I do a pretty good job of explaining in the video, so just watch, enjoy, and roll on the floor.



If that wasn't bad enough, check out this picture I took shortly after. Its a little difficult to see, but that yellow strip on the ground that they are staring at is a tape measure. Apparently, starships are only allowed to attack if they are within so many inches of the main ship.

There's also the geek side of me that would like to point out that having a starship battle in two dimensional space is somewhat pointless. You would think the ubber geeks would know that.















Until next time, Nice Gravy to you all.

Saturday, March 13, 2010

MegaCon 2010 = Awesomeness

So today I went to MegaCon in Orlando. There was an insane amount of weird people in freaky costumes taking themselves way too seriously. As would be expected, the Orange County Convention Center was packed full of parent's-basement-dwelling, virgin, dungeon-and-dragon-playing, creepy-cartoon-porno-watching, never-grew-up, cross-dressing people walking around. I of course took the opportunity to take lots of pictures and now wish to share them with the world. So prepare yourself for the funniest and creepiest blog post of all time.

I have videos from the day too. I'll put those up later in the week.



These guys met as I walked up (they did not come in together). Batman was either deeply in character or had no sense of humor (I'm leaning towards the latter) and Deadpool leaned up to plant one on his cheek. I thought it was pretty funny.














Quick nerd out moment: How many people can say they got to take their picture with Star Fox? And no, the 5 people before me and tons after don't count.
















You know what I think of when I think "sanitary"? Getting a tattoo on the show floor of MegaCon. Interestingly, I think of the same thing when I think about the word hepatitis.
















This one is kinda hard to see, but the big white box in the middle is a woman dressed as a milk carton. Not sure how that plays into any comics. Or any pop culture references for that matter.















This woman seriously should have put this costume away like 5 years ago. Really, she should have burned it. While she was wearing it.
















These people take themselves way too seriously. Have you ever seen "Role Models"? You know those people that do that L.A.I.R. thing where they pretend to fight with swords and stuff? That's what these people were doing. They were really into it. Also, notice the guy in the back area. He is wearing full samurai armor and has a giant flag over him (which I think makes him either a general or a really big freak).











No caption really needed, except: "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!"

















Ok, this guy's costume looks pretty cool. It even has a light where the chest piece is. It is also made piece by piece out of what is probably cardboard. Each overlapping piece is a separately cut piece of cardboard. Hundreds of them. This guy has WAY too much time on his hands.














Kudos to the guy who dressed as a heavy from Team Fortress 2 (I also saw a couple of Spies, and one really good Scout). More importantly though, the lady behind him in the red dress is wearing a leg holster with a gun. A real gun. I'm sorta curious how she managed to get in with it because they were stopping everyone with fake weapons to check them and this was quite obviously a real gun. Madness. Also illegal because even a Concealed Carry Permit means it has to be CONCEALED (aka, not in plain sight).










This guy is seriously game confused. Which is sorta like being gender confused, but a lot more embarrassing. I mean, in what game did Mario ever carry the Hyrule shield and sword? Fail.

Monday, March 8, 2010

Interesting Quotes Overheard in School

The following are a few of the craziest things I've heard kids say while I've been in the class room. Enjoy.


Boy 1: 'Hey what's that mountain with all the dude's heads on it?'

Boy 2: 'The one with the Presidents?'

Boy 1: 'Yeah. I bet the Presidents on it haven't even seen themselves up there!'

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Girl: "He just stared at me like I was crazy. Its not like I said 'Put your dick in me.'"

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Girl: "I couldn't pee with him watching me, so I told him to turn around. It wouldn't come out though."

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Girl: "He was saying to me last night 'Babe, all I'm going to do is eat, shit, fart, eat, shit, fart.'"

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Had a girl lift up the back of her boyfriend's shirt to give him a massage. I told her to stop. So she put her hands under her shirt from behind and started rubbing his chest. I told her to stop. A little bit later, she lifted up the back of his shirt again and started licking his back while her friend took pictures. IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS.

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In a 9th grade class

Girl 1: "We should print up a card with a 'V' on it to give to her. That looser!"

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In a HS Senior Level American History Class

Guy 1: "You Puerto Rican, right?"

Guy 2: "Yeah."

Guy 1: "You remember back in like...I dunno...the 1800's when America bombed Puerto Rico?"

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Apple's abuse of the US Patent Office

In the past few years, there have been several law suits originating over the globe by companies trying to enforce patent infringement. Should this only happen in very isolated circumstances, I would say that you have a company trying to knowingly violate the law for self gain (instance: i4i vs Microsoft over XML architecture where Microsoft was even CAUGHT acknowledging guilt and laughing about it through email prompting the judge to severely increase their sentence). But then there is Vonage being sued, Sharp sueing Samsung, agere suing Sony, Apple counter-suing Nokia, [take a deep breath if you forgot to] RIM (Research in Motion: BlackBerry) counter-suing Motorola, Apple vs Palm, and now Apple vs HTC.

And truth be told, it's evident from the list of patents Apple is suing HTC over that they are really trying to attack the Android platform by way of HTC. And honestly, it's just sickening. The patents themselves are at times incredibly vague and some were even written years before they could actually be carried out (if at all) by Apple.

Another example directly relevant to the phone industry is multi-touch: Apple should never have been granted a patent over multi-touch devices. At most, they should have been given a patent over the unique way in which their technology achieves multi-touch sensory input. This is similar to the playlist sort and music sync patent which only is covering an idea and not a specific way of processing the sync. For example, maybe Contois implemented a compression system that allowed for syncing to take half the time. That process should get the patent with direct respect to how they are doing it as opposed to just the fact that their software syncs a device.

Now to be fair, these ridiculous patents are not just originating from Apple. Back in 2005, Vermont-based Contois Music Technology sued Apple saying that iTunes had copied interface elements, including "the ability of the software to transfer music tracks to a portable music player, and search capabilities such as sorting music tracks by their genre, artist and album attributes." [Source: Apple Insider] Those features go back more than 12 years to programs like MusicMatch and WinAmp, all of which were well before Contois alleged they had the ideas.

By allowing these patents to even exist, two negative impacts arise. The first is that companies are afraid to further enhance their products. For the longest time, Google was afraid to make their android-powered phones multi-touch capable by way of a software restriction even though they were all built with the hardware capability to support it. Then there is the fact that all of this litigation just hurts the consumers because these company's legal teams are not working for free. It is cost incurred against the company's bottom line, and if they want to support these expensive legal battles and maintain profits, costs go up to the consumers.

I don't want to just rant about these flaws though: I want to present a solution, and honestly, we're looking at an overhaul on the patent approval system. Here's what I'd expect the approval process to consider:

1. SPECIFIC: As just previously mentioned, patents should NOT be over just an idea; they should be over how an idea is uniquely carried out or implemented. Apple's multi-touch patent would violate this as it is only of the idea and not specific to how the tech detects sensory input.

2. MEASURABLE: This will tie in with specific in that being broad loses the ability to be finitely accounted for. Patent #5,920,726: System And Method For Managing Power Conditions Within A Digital Camera Device (Filed by Apple, Inc) was granted in 1999. The patent broadly covers managing power in a digital camera device to a power manager that sends state information to a processor controlling the camera.

3. ATTAINABLE: A patent should NOT be granted to a company if it is not even currently possible to carry out the idea.

4. REALISTIC: Patent #7,657,849: Unlocking A Device By Performing Gestures On An Unlock Image (Filed by Apple, Inc) is far from realistic. It's almost exactly what it seems: it covers unlocking a touchscreen device by moving an unlock image. I equate this to someone creating a patent for using the "Home" button to bring up your default screen.

5. TIMELY: A patent should not be granted to a company if the sole purpose is to sit on it hoping your competitors will accidentally implement the idea. The product needs to be put to use. This may be harder to enforce because intent will have to be determined.

My point is this: the patent application process needs to be SMART; amended with new sets of principles on what constitutes an allowable patent. Patents should contribute to revolutionizing society and promoting advancement for the greater good. Believe me, I'm not wanting to see any hindrance to a capitalistic market -- if a company does well they should earn well and reap the benefits; but that doesn't mean future development should be stifled by court cases, battles, and petty road blocks from allowing new technology to truly be revolutionary.

My disclaimer to you as the reader is simple: I'm not a lawyer and my beliefs in how the patent system should work may not be legally substantiated and does intertwine fact with opinion. This article, however, was written in the thought of what I feel would not only be right, but would also better all companies in increasing profits while furthering modern progression.

Monday, March 1, 2010

Book Review Time

I have a lot of free time in schools everyday, so I have started reading pretty heavily again. I want to take a couple minutes to recommend some great fantasy books to anyone interested (and to those of you that don't think you are, you should give them a chance).

I just finished reading The Codex Alera series by Jim Butcher (Amazon page for book one: http://tinyurl.com/y9nr2q5). This series is in my opinion one of the best fantasy series I've ever read. It was recommended to me by my wife's best friend (we tend to trade book ideas a lot) and she was way right about this one.

The series centers around a boy who lives in a world where the people can control the elements through these little elemental beings called Furies. The main character in the book (Tavi) is the only person on the planet that does not have any control over the Furies of the world.

The series in general is an excellently entertaining and suspenseful mix of action, adventure, magic, political maneuvering, espionage, and war/battle tactics. Throughout the 6 book series there are lots of twists and turns of the plot, some predictable and others totally shocking.

If you haven't read this series, you should check it out. If you have read it, comment and let me know what you think.